● Independent audit · No retainer · No pitch deck

Is your agency ripping you off?

An independent audit of every marketing channel your agency runs: email, SMS, Meta, Google, SEO, and CRO. A clear verdict in 5 days: keep them, renegotiate, or fire them. Not a pitch deck built to sell you a retainer.

Pick your audit Not ready? Free teardown →

Read-only access. Delivered in 5 business days.

Every channel gets its own expert with 15+ years in it. AI runs the analysis; a senior operator reviews every verdict.
Your agency
Full marketing stack · audited 5 days
68/100
RENEGOTIATE
Results
88
Pricing
66
Comms
42
12 wins found
$3.2k/mo overspend
● The problem

The numbers you see are the numbers your agency chose to show you.

You hired an agency so you wouldn't have to live inside the dashboards. The trade-off is that their report is the only assessment you get on whether it's working.

Meta grades its own ROAS, taking credit for sales that would have happened without it. Google counts conversions it never caused. Last-click attribution inflates email revenue by 30 to 50%. Every channel has a version of this, and most agencies don't volunteer to correct it.

It usually isn't fraud. It's an information gap that happens to favor the people you're paying, and this audit closes it. We pull your actual data and give you a straight assessment, with no pitch at the end and no retainer offer. We have nothing to sell you after.

Your account, one metric ReportedActual
Reported ROAS4.2×
True incremental2.6×−38%
● Who audits your account

Audited by an independent expert, not your agency.

Every channel is audited by an expert who works exclusively in it, 15+ years deep. AI runs the analysis; a senior operator reviews every verdict, so it's never a black box or a junior's first pass. It's a flat fee with no pitch at the end: you keep the report, make your own call, and there's no relationship to manage afterward. The only thing we sell is the audit.

Jason Hui

Email, SMS & lifecycle

Jason Hui · 15 years

Meta expert (placeholder)

Meta & paid social

Expert · 15+ years

Google expert (placeholder)

Google & shopping

Expert · 15+ years

SEO expert (placeholder)

SEO & content

Expert · 15+ years

CRO expert (placeholder)

CRO & web

Expert · 15+ years

Brands we've grown

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● What we audit

Six channels, looked at honestly.

Email

Email marketing

Is your list healthy? Are your flows making money? Are you getting honest attribution?

  • List health and deliverability
  • Segmentation and suppression logic
  • Core flow coverage and gaps
  • Revenue attribution, real vs. inflated
  • Send cadence and campaign quality
 SMS

SMS marketing

High-margin channel or compliance liability. We'll tell you which one yours is.

  • Opt-in rates and list growth
  • TCPA compliance review
  • Revenue per send analysis
  • Segmentation vs. blast strategy
  • Email and SMS integration
 Meta

Meta ads

Is the spend buying growth, or just buying back customers you already had?

  • Account structure and budget allocation
  • Creative volume and angle testing
  • Audience and targeting logic
  • Reported ROAS vs. true incrementality
  • Pixel and conversion tracking setup
 Google

Google ads

How much of your budget is buying clicks that were never going to convert?

  • Wasted spend and search term bleed
  • Branded vs. non-branded performance
  • Account structure and match types
  • Conversion tracking accuracy
  • Shopping and PMax setup quality
 SEO

SEO

Are you ranking for terms that sell, or just terms that look good in a report?

  • Technical health and indexation
  • Keyword coverage on money pages
  • Content quality and gaps
  • Backlink profile and authority
  • What's actually driving traffic
 CRO

Website conversion rate

You're paying to send traffic to a site that may be leaking most of it.

  • Funnel drop-off, ad click to checkout
  • Product page and cart friction
  • Mobile experience and speed
  • Testing rigor vs. guesswork
  • Highest-leverage fixes to make first
● The verdict

One straight call. Keep them, renegotiate, or fire them.

KEEP

They're doing strong work at a fair price. We show you exactly where, so you can double down with confidence.

RENEGOTIATE

Good in parts, overpaying in others. We hand you the specifics to fix the scope and the price.

FIRE

You're getting taken. We show you the evidence and what to do next, including how to brief a replacement.

● What an audit turns up

The findings your monthly report leaves out.

Pulled from a real $10M+ DTC apparel audit, plus representative results across paid, search, and CRO. Email and SMS figures are real and anonymized; the rest show what we typically surface.

Representative · Meta
Sponsored
Shop
ROAS 4.2× → 2.6×
0

Of reported ROAS was just retargeting customers who'd have bought anyway. The "growth" wasn't incremental.

Representative · Google
Ad
brand term
Ad
0

Of search spend went to branded terms you'd win for free anyway. Budget spent defending your own name.

Representative · SEO
#3
#14
0

Of ranked keywords had no buyer intent. Traffic that looks good in a report and never converts.

Representative · CRO
Visit
Product
Cart
Checkout
Buy
0

Drop from desktop to mobile checkout completion. Most of the paid traffic leaked on the very last step.

● Real · Email
0

Of emails landed in spam, not the inbox. Sending IPs were on blocklists and complaints ran hot.

● Real · SMS
0

The SMS and flow spam-complaint rate ran 5× the safe limit, quietly burning sender reputation.

● The customer journey, mapped and graded

We followed the path a real customer took.

From the first ad to the loyalty program. It leaked at nearly every stage, and none of it showed up in the monthly report.

Checked across every stage DeliverabilityDesignMessagingTracking

Swipe to follow the journey →

Awareness
Paid ads
Sponsored
Gap

Drives to the homepage

Consideration
Landing page
Broken

Loads in 6.2s

Consideration
Signup popup
20% OFF
Pass

Signs up 6.2%

Conversion
Welcome flow
Broken

Off-message vs. the ad

Conversion
Cart & checkout
Abandoned
Broken

Over-discounts, takes the credit

Retention
Post-purchase
Gap

Down 24.9% YoY

Retention
Retention & winback
×
Missing
Missing

No winback built

Loyalty
Loyalty
×
Missing
Missing

Barely used

● What you get

What we found, what it means, what to do.

Most audits are really pitch decks. They make everything look broken so the only way out is to hire the people who ran it. This isn't that. We have nothing to sell you at the end and no retainer waiting, so the report just tells you the truth: what's working, what isn't, and what to do next. A clear document, not a 40-slide deck, and it's yours to keep.

✓
● Our guarantee

If we don't find three things worth acting on, you don't pay.

We've never opened an account and found nothing. If yours is the first, the audit is free.

● How it works

No sales pitch. No proposal process.

1

Book and pay

Pick the channel you're worried about, or the full stack. Pay upfront. No sales pitch to sit through, no proposal process. The only call is a short onboarding one after you buy, to get access.

2

Onboarding call and access

Right after payment we book a short onboarding call to get oriented. Then a quick intake form and read-only access to the relevant platforms: Klaviyo, Meta, Google Ads, GA4, Search Console, and your agency's reporting.

3

Get your verdict

Within 5 business days: a written audit with findings and a plain-English recommendation.

● Pick your audit

One channel, or all of them.

Every audit is a flat fee and a written verdict in 5 business days. Buy the channel you're worried about, or audit the whole stack and save half.

Best value

Full marketing audit

All six channels, one report, one verdict on your agency across the board.

EmailSMSMetaGoogleSEOCRO
$2,499

Save $3,495 vs. buying each separately

Book the full audit

Or buy one audit at a time — $999 each

Email

Email audit

List health, flow coverage, deliverability, and real vs. inflated revenue attribution.

$999Book
 SMS

SMS audit

Opt-in growth, TCPA compliance, revenue per send, and email/SMS coordination.

$999Book
 Meta

Meta ads audit

Account structure, creative testing, audiences, and reported ROAS vs. true incrementality.

$999Book
 Google

Google ads audit

Wasted spend, branded vs. non-branded, account structure, and conversion tracking.

$999Book
 SEO

SEO audit

Technical health, keyword coverage on money pages, content gaps, and backlink authority.

$999Book
 CRO

CRO audit

Funnel drop-off from ad click to checkout, page friction, mobile, and what to fix first.

$999Book

Read-only access only. We never touch your accounts, send to your lists, or change any settings.

● Free · No access needed

Not ready for the full audit? Start with a free teardown.

We follow the path a new customer takes, from your Meta ads to your landing page to your popup to your welcome emails. Then we send you a 5-point teardown of where that journey leaks. No account access, no call, no cost.

  • Meta ads: the hook, and where they send people
  • Landing page: built to convert, or just to look good?
  • Popup: does the offer fit the traffic hitting it?
  • Welcome flow: what new subscribers actually receive
  • Authentication & deliverability: do your emails reach the inbox?

Get your free teardown

We subscribe and watch your full welcome flow, then send the teardown once it finishes. The paid audit covers what's hidden inside the account.

No spam. You get your teardown once your welcome flow wraps, and nothing else unless you ask.

Questions, answered.

What access do you need?+

Read-only access to whichever platforms the audit covers: your email and SMS tools, Meta and Google Ads, GA4, Search Console, and your last two or three agency reports. It takes about 10 minutes to set up, and we walk you through it on the onboarding call. We never touch your accounts, send to your lists, or change any settings.

What if my agency is actually doing fine?+

Then you'll get proof that they are, plus a few fixes to push them further. Knowing for certain that your money is well spent is worth the fee on its own.

Will you try to sell me your agency?+

No. There's no pitch and no retainer offer at the end. The audit is the entire product. If you ask us who else to talk to, we'll point you somewhere honest.

How fast is it really?+

Five business days from the moment we have access. If something will take longer, we tell you up front.

Can I audit just one channel?+

Yes. Every channel is $999 on its own, or audit the full stack for $2,499 and save half. Pick the channel you're most worried about, or do the lot.

Who sees my data?+

Only us, read-only, and we delete our access the moment the audit is delivered. Your data is never shared with any agency.

Stop guessing. Get the verdict.

Five days from now you could know exactly whether your agency is earning their retainer. Or you could keep wondering.

Pick your audit

Flat fee. 5-day turnaround. No sales pitch.